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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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princess-sophies-secrets:

blackhe-art:

-.-‘

Literally me.

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poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

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nipplebutt:

basedgosh:

a national hero

look at his little shoes

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heytinafey:

this actually happened 


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urbancatfitters:

i’ve dated at least *counts on fingers* zero people

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last-place:

My blunt, my backyard.



rustybreak:

Gabriel Dawe



I am good, but not an angel, I do sin, but I am not the devil.

—marilyn monroe

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